Zero to 60 Seconds: Womanizer W500 Review

Okay, ladies! It’s exciting sharing my experience with the Womanizer W500. While the name is a little off-putting, this sex toy has absolutely nothing to do with the male persuasion. No, it’s not a guy who drives a Porsche with a little dick. It’s actually the newest and badest chick on the block. And she gets you there in a jiffy!

The Make-Over

The Original Womanizer was released last year and rapidly climbed to the top of the sex toy charts. But the company that makes the product did not stop there. After being awarding the “Best Sex Toy of the Year” they headed back to the lab and started improving on its design.


I’m glad they did because I did not enjoy the first iteration at all. Now, there’s a significant difference between the older version and the Womanizer W500. The downside of the original was its bulkiness and settings. Maybe is was my expectations. But when you call something the Womanizer, it better live up to its name. Part of the problem was it only had 3 setting and it looked overly designed with pink color schemes and crystal embellishments. All in all, it was a little Texas glamor queen gone wild for my taste.

The Womanizer W500 is a vast improvement and is a marvel!

Advanced Technology

Here’s the trick about the female orgasm. Most women who masturbate like clitoral stimulation and use pressure and rapid friction to achieve climax. The Womanizer does neither of these things. Unlike a vibrator, the Womanizer uses new technology aptly called PleasureAir©. It creates a slight pulling sensation on the clit with suction. It’s hard for me to explain, but when used the first few times, it felt like someone was gently nibbling on my clit. Their advanced technology combines both suction with slight vibration to create very intense orgasms.

Womanizer W500

Getting Acquainted with Womanizer W500

Like anything new, the Womanizer has a slight learning curve because it is meant to be used differently than a vibrator. It is designed to give women pinpoint stimulation without moving it around. I felt awkward using it the first couples of times and could not figure out which way to hold it or where to place it. The best approach was trying it without turning it on.

To begin, make sure you use lube but sparingly. Too much lube can cause the tip of the Womanizer to slide around and not seal the suction. Second, spread your labia and place the opening of the suction head either directly on the clit or slightly above. This helps creates an airtight seal and lets the PleasureAir© get to work. If you are sensitive, put the nub of the Womanizer slightly above or to the side of your clitoris or pull your labia over to cover. This helps provide a barrier.

Womanizer W500

Now, you’re ready to turn it on. However, before you do make sure the Womanizer W500 fits comfortably in your hand. A loose grip is better with the head of Womanizer facing downward. That way you can operate the controls a bit better. Press the jewel button to activate the Womanizer. The first setting is very light. Remember, unlike a vibrator, you don’t move the Womanizer up and down. It’s designed to remain sealed over the clitoris while it’s doing its thing.

Heading for the Moon

Historically, it takes time for me to reach climax. I’ve never been a fast comer! The Womanizer took me from Zero to 60 in no time at all. The timer on the phone indicated 30 seconds for the first wave to come. Never before have I gotten off so fast—and as a professional toy tester, you can imagine I’ve tried them all. Some women come easily, some take longer—but I have heard similar results from several other women. It is mind-blowing how quickly the Womanizer gets you there. In fact, I use it on the lower setting to enjoy the build of arousal before having sex.

The Womanizer’s design lets you have complete control. It’s extremely lightweight and the casing makes it easy to handle while fitting in the palm of your hand. To change the settings, simply swing your thumb over and press the on-button and enjoy the low setting for a while. The suction is increased and decreased with the easy-to-use control panel.

Can you say Multiple Orgasm?

The PleasureAir© technology of the Womanizer is impressive. Instead of constant vibration, the Womanizer lifts and stimulates the clitoris. Being that it’s the most sensitive spot on a woman, it’s easy to see why a little suctions creates such intense clitoral orgasms.

Now more than ever my clitoris feels more sensitive to the touch ever since using the Womanizer W500. I’ve also noticed is my orgasmic experience is different from other methods. Although powerful, they not as intense. This could be because the climax comes on so quickly—like tiny bursts of pleasure bubbles. And with orgasms that are not so intense, it opens to door for having multiple orgasms.

Fit For Every Woman

The clitoris is like a snowflake—no two are alike. Also, the way it reacts to stimulation is different for everyone. Some women have dainty clits while others may have larger ones. And that’s all good! The Womanizer W500 comes equipped with two silicone suction heads which include a small and medium. The medium worked especially well for me because it covered a larger surface area. However, if you want a stronger effect, I recommend trying the small one for starters. Maintaining the Womanizer is a snap. Whenever you’re done having orgasms, just remove the suction head and clean with warm soapy water. That is after picking yourself up from the spot where you melted.

Womanizer W500

Deciding on Upgrade?

If you’ve never used any of the Womanizer toys—you are certainly in for a treat. They are both amazing. But if you already own one, do you need to upgrade? I recommend going with the newest version if you aren’t too worried about spending the money. There are advantages to the new one like its higher success rate for quick and easy orgasms. It feels more ergonomic and fits better to my body type. Also, the W500 looks more discreet and is a lot quieter than the original. The decorative jewel button on the original rattles a bit, and that can get annoying when trying to masturbate quietly. The Womanizer W500 has a red light too. This makes it handy when working it under the sheets. Plus, it just looks sleeker, sexier. The gold and silver are hot too!

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